God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
One night, at the lodge of a hunting club…
Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
The young playboy took a blind date to an…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusementpark. They went for a...