English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Yo mamas so fat … skittles
Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field…
The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field. As they hit...
Don’t you just hate it when…
Don’t you just hate it when you go to the doctor, and you’resitting on...
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle…
The Pope was working on a crossword puzzle. He thoughtand thought about one clue,...
What’s green and has wheels?
What’s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels
All Jews and six Mexicans
This freelance journalist discovered Adolf Hitler was alive and well andliving in South America....
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...