Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Love Jesus
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IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...