Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
On a very cold night…
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Pope and Lawyer (Classic)
The Pope died and went to heaven. When he got there, he found a...
Rules Guys Wish Women Knew!
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us....
The young immigrant couple had just left the…
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as...
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!