I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There’s white...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
For their 25th wedding anniversary…
For their 25th wedding anniversary, a man decides to take his wife on a...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...