Much Improved
A husband was worried about the decline in the quality of his marriage so...
Shootin Craps
Did you hear about the redneck who was shootin craps?He blew a hole in...
blonde and the bowling ball
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
GOD’s Kids.
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought...
Kneesles
A young couple got married and they’ve never made love before. On their wedding...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...