Refrigerate elephants
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A frog with hiccups!
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Be
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Long Life
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Clueless
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Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Bubba and Monica
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Men At Singles Bars
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