Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
A little old lady walked into the bank…
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started...
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...