Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part II
Two Polish guys were taking their first trip to Warsaw on the train. A...
Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Working cards at ATMs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done…
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her...
Quiz Show
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have...
Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...