Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?
Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm,...
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
A killer butterfly!
|What’s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?A killer butterfly!
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Some fun rules
Some fun rules1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...
Lawyer, police man, doctor
3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the...