Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
The Golden Toilet
There was this guy, let’s call him bob. One night Bob went to about...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps…
Homer: Boy, you don’t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don’t worry, I don’t...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment…
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army...