What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices…
Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring.He went in and saw...
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town…
Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
Bragging Mothers
Once there were 3 Chinese mothers in a church.They always liked to compete with...
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...