your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
Some Horny Guy
Once Upon A Time, there was a married woman, and she was not happy...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...