Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
Eye-Popping Tongue Twister
A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat.He...
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
Underwear
Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?A: They make good ankle warmers.