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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...