Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Bubble and squeak!
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Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Signs You are an Internet Geek
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What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
A man calls his family doctor…
A man calls his family doctor:man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has...
Costume party
There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...