The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over...
A woman consulted a doctor…
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...