The Fish
What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall?”Dam.”
What is white and streaks across the sky?
What is white and streaks across the sky? The coming of the Lord.
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
Man with no arms.
One day, a man with no arms walked into the bathroom. Another man that...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Clinton in Oz!
The last four U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado in Kansas, and off...
I have bad and very bad news
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...