Trumpet jokes
|Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?A:...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
You were there for me!
A man was walking across the road when he had an accident. The impact...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!
Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...