Tight Skirt
One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a...
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says…
In the Sex Ed class the teacher says, “All right, class, I want you...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
I haven’t spoken in months
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don’t like to interrupt...
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with…
Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.Little Johnny: I is…Teacher: No, Little...
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!