Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Chinese Subtitles
Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong,...
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life?
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life? Figuring out which...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...