I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?A: To smell like big...
Stockbroker at I.R.S.
|The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...