What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
Poles At Theater
Did you hear about the Polish family that froze to death outside atheater?They were...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Florida driver’s license!
|I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees....