Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Enchanted Rattlesnake
It was spring in the old west. The cowboys rode the still snow choked...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
Do you have a bias?
|A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled...
Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work…
Not that my wife’s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work,...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
A very modest lady applied for a job…
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...