Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Reward these soldiers for their work
|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their...
Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Polish Girl Does Tradein
Did you hear about the Polish girl who tried to trade her menstrual cycle...