Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?
What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse’s ass?A...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe…it doen’t matter, it’s not going...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
Naughty Night Before Christmas
The Naughty Night Before ChristmasTwas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat....
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...