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One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Lost in a balloon
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IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
Never hear a man say
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Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and…
I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are...
Very hostile farmer
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What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
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