Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
A blond at a party was telling her friend…
A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for...
Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...