Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
Judi was bored with driving her BMW…
Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and besides that, every...
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
You Mama’s So Hairy…
Yo mama’s so hairy…- Yo mama’s so hairy, they filmed “Gorillas in the Mist”...
College
It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of...