Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Great Female Comebacks
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”Man: “Haven’t...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
My wife and I are into S & M…
My wife and I are into S & MShe Sleeps and I masturbateSent by...
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up…
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up in a body cast.One...
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
Magicians Secret
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...