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No Fishing!
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Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Child of the 80′s (super long)
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The laws of golf
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As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he...
Whats the difference between pink and purple?
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The new Ensign was assigned to subs…
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