What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
1. “The cucumber has left the salad.” 2. “Someone tore down the wall, and...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!