Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Sooner…
A mother was telling her little girl what her own childhood was like: “We...
5 flies in the kitchen
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Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
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redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
The Bar
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:————————————-|...
Polish Wedding Night
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Miss My Ex
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