The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
I bet I can bite both of my eyes
|A man walks into a bar has a few drinks and asks what his...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...