Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
The Frustrated Bee
Why was the bee flying around with his legs crossed? He couldn’t find a...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Is the wife in control?
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want...
Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...