Murphy’s nartial laws
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
A man walks into a friend and sees…
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s caris total loss...
Whats the square root of 69?
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Why did the pervert cross the road?
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Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
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Ebonic Medical Dictionary
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Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....