What has four legs and eight arms?
Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children’s...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when…
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...
OJ’s Clock
A guy dies and goes to heaven. It’s a slow day for St. Peter,...