Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
The bus crash.
Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to...
12 Year Old Scotch
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
Insult Collection #1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you,...
Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
GOD will save me
GOD will save me The police were going door to door warning everyone to...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...