The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
The results of statistics
|. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3....
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
yo momma
Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get...
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...