Grasshopper than a cricket
|Why is it better to be a grasshopper than a cricket?Because grasshoppers can play...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
For Bird Lovers!
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
Home burglar survey
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Brotherly Love
There once was a brother and a sister, fraternal twins, who were approaching their...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...