One-liners for kids.
Q: What goes TICK-TICK, WOOF-WOOF?A: A watchdog!Q: Why do male deer need braces?A: Because...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
Tyson Excuses!
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield’s ear:10. Got a little...
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Signs and notices 17
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. An ad on...
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
Your hair smells nice
A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that...