Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Catching the shoplifter
|A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...
Whorehouse
Q. What does a sign on a whorehouse say in the middle of the...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.