If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
The Life Of The Party
The couple were leaving the cocktail party, where the husband, slightly flushed, had been...
Mom’s Dictionary
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Procrastinator’s Creed
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Emersom
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Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...
Blonde quickies 41-60
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How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other…
A man and a woman are sitting next to each other at a bar...