A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
Husband: Want a quickie?
Husband: Want a quickie?Wife: As opposed to what?
Excuse for speeding
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Brain transplant
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Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
What is his occupation?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
A logical question
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis…
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. Onenotices...