Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Genie bottle
A guy is walking along the beach and he stumbles on a Genie Bottle.He...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
You\’re a Redneck if…
You Might Be A Redneck… …If your dad walks u to school ’cause you’re...
Meet the Schitts!
You don’t know Jack Schitt!When someone says “You don’t know Jack Schitt”, well, now...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...