Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...
While attending a spelling session in school one day…
While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could...
Mental Health Patient
It was dusk time when a man had a flat tire right in front...