My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Tiger woods in bed.
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...