Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
On his Deathbed!
Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed.”Renounce Satan!” yelled Father Sullivan.”No!,”...
Three different kinds of sex
Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three...
Top NFL complaints
|Top NFL Complaints After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
Rules to give to your Boss!
Rules For Work: (Should go over well with your boss.)Print it out and hang...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...