Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Bank customer service
|”I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when...
Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
The FAA Inspection
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