No Oranges
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Slow Bicycle race
During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first...
Turkey Football
The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey...
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.