Lesbian Love
What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?Well Hung.
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
Polak Hiding In Tree
A Pole, English, and French guy are running away from the German soldiers when...
What do you call a boomerang…
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A: A stick!
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
An amazing talking dog
|A man and his dog walk into a bar. The man proclaims, “I’ll bet...
I think I’ll try a nicer approach
|Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama...